Hi Dubious Drewski,
With a nickname like your's you gonna get a dubious circuit.
It doesn't look like much but it works!
Although it doesn't seem to work with any transistor, I tested
a bunch of BC548's, 2N2222's, 2n3904's and a few other's, some
did work, other's didn't. It has something to do with the internal
structure of the transistor.
So you probably have to try a few to find a sort that works.
Use a 100 µF to 470 µF capacitor to start with, otherwise it takes
too long for the capacitor to charge.
I used a low current led but you can use any led you want but you
might need to lower the value of the 10 k resistor. If you want to
use a led with a higher forward voltage drop you might have to
increase the supply voltage a little. The transistor needs about
8,75 volt across it's terminals to start tunneling.
Although the circuit is fairly simple, for long time delays and
wide pulses the 4700 µF capacitor gets a bit bulky.
on1aag.